May 2013
darrynek:
marriamgerges:
darrynek:
third wheeling is awkward enough
but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex
abandon ship
Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about
Bye
no, that’s when you join in
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
actionfighter:
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
loonylunalovegood97:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
the-bite-of-frost:
frequentlytimelow:
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only...
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
I Knew You Were Trouble
fartgallery:
I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself
inbox:
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
getoffmybloghoe:
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
little-miss-tiny:
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
morgrana:
morgrana:
*gets more than 10 notes on a post*
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
not-photogenic:
if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
hoaran:
btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
burghers:
princessgeminii:
burghers:
*doesnt get attention for 30 seconds* THATS IT IM DELETING
Why did I reblog that… idk
okay then
